A CONSIDERATE HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.    MAN: "Hello"   WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"   MAN: "Yes"   WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"   MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."   WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."   MAN: "How much?"   WOMAN: "$60,000"   MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."   WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"   MAN: "Well, go ahead, but just offer $900,000."   WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"   MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.   Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"  JOIN "Humor Café" NOW Powered by groups.yahoo.com   ---------------    Groups Homepage: http://www.humorcafe.tk    E Mail: humorcafe-subscribe@yahoogroups.com    Blog: http://humorcafe.blogspot.com  ------------------------------------------------------- ~~ Believe in yourself and you will be unstoppable. ~~